These are mad and crazy times

And I've had far too much tea for past 9pm.
I also feel like I've somehow stretched my left cheek. It's feels...stretched.
Glad I got that one off my chest.

Today I did something stupid.
I bought a plastic tiara from paperchase.
I meant to go up and ask how much it was, but for some reason I forgot and just bought it.
It cost me £4. £4! I ask you, how much would you pay for something that looked like this:
http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/57750.jpg
Hmm? About 20p...and that's pushing it. I might have to take it back.
On the other hand, I am SORTED for presents up until Mike's in November. Unless someone has a sneaky birthday that I forgot about.

I can't believe I just wasted an hour on facebook.